Of men, women and muffins.

Woman: Would you like to eat something? A muffin?

Guy: Yes. Muffin.

They walk up to the counter.

Woman: I think you should have a brownie. Chocolate brownie.

Guy: Muffin. (Points to a muffin.) This.

Woman: That’s a banana muffin. See this, this is a chocolate muffin.

Guy: This.

Woman: That’s not a muffin; that’s an apple pie.

Guy: This.

Woman: Apple pie?

Guy: Yes.

They place the order.

Woman: Where do you want to sit? Inside or outside?

Real conversation between woman and five-year old son transcribed at a  local café.